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Don’t Drink and Call

30 December 2008 10 Comments

This next dating advice seems to be a no-brainer, but in reality a lot of guys don’t follow it. When a guy is in the midst of hooking up with a girl and he’s talking to her on an almost daily basis, he goes out with her sometimes, and he’s thinking about taking it to the next level, he should never call her when he’s drunk. I know I’ve done it before. For some reason, men get an urge to call the girl they like when they’re drunk. I guess they just get more emotional and more vulnerable to get off the game plan because they simply stop giving a fuck and want to be upfront about lots of shite. This is surely to wreck your chances though. Alcohol can act like a truth syrup quite often when it comes to talking to people you care about.

 

Learn Off My Mistakes

 
Back in the day, before I learned a lot of the rules to the game, I made a shite load of stupid mistakes when it came to women. Bosses aren’t born, they’re formed through experiences. Unless you’re Van Damme. He’s a straight up boss from birth. Anywho, I remember there was a time when me and my mates got quite pissed and we were cruising around looking for something to do. I was dumb enough to come with an idea to call a girl I was sort of dealing with at the time to ask if she might wanna come out and chill. She said she had one of her girlfriends over and she really didn’t wanna see me drive down to her house to pick her up while I was drunk driving with a bunch of other drunk guys. I really didn’t concern myself with her worries of me driving drunk and went down to her house anyways. I had about five other mates with me and what ended up happening was we parked in front of her house, half the drunkaholics were pissing on the fence across the street from her house, and me and one of my mates decided to go up and ring the door bell. As we did that, her big dad came to answer the door. He told us that the girls didn’t want to come downstairs. We then went to the car and drank some more and then the two girls finally showed themselves through the upstairs window of her room. We talked a bit and in all honesty, now that I look back at the whole thing, I feel like a goddamn fool. I don’t think I talked to that girl since then. Maybe once or so. But I’m thankful shite like that has happened to me because now I can look back and never repeat those lame mistakes.

 

Stay On Top of Your Game

When you’re at a club or lounge and trying to hook up with a girl, it’s alright to be tipsy or whatever, because it gives you a boost in confidence. However, when the girl you’re calling isn’t at a club or lounge, but sitting at home or work, it’s important to be sober. You end up laying all your cards on the table when you’re drunk, so remember, in order to stay on top your game, it’s best to be sober.

Cheers!

10 Comments »

  • The boss said:

    amen to the article…gotta be sober when it comes to ladies, they can be drunk its better for us guys to be sober ya heard me…..TFC HOOLIGAN

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  • fillfy rap artis said:

    lol obviously only van damme was bous from birth

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  • Danny said:

    Loving the stories. Pissing across the street from her house lol

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  • Charley D said:

    I Stumbled Upon your articles. Great Get Women Series… keep ’em coming. And the other stuff is priceless too, i loled my ass off!

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  • Bonnie said:

    Great article, although I no for a fact girls are just as bad at this. For me, I’m a drunk texter which I feel is worse because they can keep evidence of the stupid shit you have said or done in the morning. I am always texting my ex when I am drunk, for some reason when I am drunk I convince myself I am still in love with him and send him bon jovi lyrics and shit, and in the morning I wake up and I read them and I am like “fuck, I hate him why do I keep doing this”

    I also have a bad habit of drunk texting guy mates asking them to come over so I can suck their cocks, it’s so embarrassing. My friends confiscate my phone on nights out now.

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  • The boss said:

    bonnie is definatly bout it….TFC HOOLIGAN

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  • Al said:

    DRUNK CALLING IS DEF NOT A SAFE PRACTISE… DRUNK A LOT OF THINGS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA NOW THAT I THINK OF IT..ALTHOUGH GOTTA LOVE THE BREW! N WHERE CAN I FIND A GIRL THAT WOULD TEXT ME SAYING SOME OF THE THINGS BONNIE ASKS FOR.. LOL JK. KEEP THE REAL LIFE STORIES COMING LOL..

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  • Henry James said:

    It’s not embarrassing, Bonnie. It’s a compliment! A moist compliment.

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  • Mistress said:

    If that is an actual picture of you then you are talking out your ass about things you don’t know about because nobody’s fucking that dude.

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    Robby G Reply:

    @Mjstress lol no that’s not me. But you’re right about that one.

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