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Fat Bitches Need Love Too??

24 November 2008 6 Comments

I know I said that I’d be posting an article on women only once a week on Fridays, but screw it, it’s my blog and I can do whatever I want. So today there’ll be another post for men here.

  

Alright, I’ll start by saying there’re many fish in the sea, it’s true, but there aren’t too many sexy fish in the sea. So today I wanted to discuss filtering. There’re many men out there who are happy to just get any woman to spend the night with them, but this blog isn’t about getting to sleep with just any woman, only the finest of the bunch. I have a rule for myself about ugly women that I want to share with you, but it would be better if I explained it through a little story that happened to my friend.

 

A Friend In Need

I get a call from a friend of mine one day and after talking about some money making deal he had in mind, I decided to ask him if he was dealing with any women lately. He told me about this one woman and he said that he was pretty sure that he fell for her. I asked him if I knew her and he told me that I must have seen her around the area, since we both lived close by and hung out together often. When I realized who the woman was, I fell silent for a moment. It was a shock for me that anyone can fall for such a woman, if you can even call her that. I don’t want to go into the detail about her looks or anything, but when he didn’t get any comments out of me for a good few seconds, he told me something which made me happy about me having certain rules for myself when it came to women. He said, “I should’ve followed your rule bro. The one about not talking to ugly chicks. I started talking to her and I started liking her. It’s crazy. I hate how she looks and I know everyone knows she’s ugly, but I still like her. I shouldn’t have even talked to her in the beginning, but now I fell for her.”

 

That’s my rule. Don’t even talk to ugly women. Why? Because it makes you vulnerable to falling in love with one. I never talk to ugly women for that reason. Another reason I don’t talk to ugly women is because I hate what society has become where being ugly, fat and not looking after yourself an ‘okay’ thing. There’s even a whole modelling hype where bulky women get jobs in modelling because being skinny has become the new blemish for some reason. If you want an ugly girlfriend with a nice personality, then go right ahead. But if you want to sleep with good looking women, then don’t even waste time on talking to ugly ones.

 

Also, this friend of mine that I was talking about, well he’s miserable now. His ugly girlfriend went right ahead and cheated on him. You see, sexy women know they’re sexy and they know they can get any man, so when someone like you comes along and snatches her away from all those men that kept trying, the chances are she won’t cheat on you because she’ll feel like she picked you instead of you picking her. Now on the other hand, when you fall for an ugly chick, you give her the encouragement that she can get other guys, and that new excitement in her life will make her want to experience other men. And there’s nothing worse than an ugly chick with an excessive confidence.

 

In the world of dating, time should never be wasted. All of you have tight schedules already, whether you’re working, studying, or trying to achieve other goals you’ve set out for yourselves. Now when it comes to finding a woman for yourself, you must always be on top of your game and you should never waste your time on useless women. By “useless” I mean a woman that you must think twice about sleeping with when the opportunity presents itself. So make sure to always have your eye on the prize and only try to get nice looking women. But remember, there is an exception in not talking to ugly women, and that exception arises when you feel like you need to talk to an ugly woman to get to her sexy friend.

6 Comments »

  • Jenn said:

    LOL robby, you are G-d.. that was just PURE comedy lol..

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  • Robby G (author) said:

    @Jenn, Why thank you Jenn, I’m glad you enjoyed it. 🙂 Don’t forget to share with your friends lol.

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  • Deon said:

    I have to be honest. I was slightly disappointed by this post. Although you didn’t directly say it I got the implication that you assumed that all fat women are ugly and that all ugly women are fat. Trust me; there are plenty of ugly skinny women. I just think sometimes people aren’t socially accepted as being attractive regardless of their weight.

    As a previous “fat” person, I sometimes think people often think that you’re fat because you’re lazy. That isn’t always the case. Genetics has a lot to do with it. In my case, I was “fat” as far back as I can remember. Everyone in my family is skinny, (except my grandparents) they can eat whatever they want and not gain anything without even exercising but I can’t because my body is different.

    I guess that’s why I was disappointed. Not to say that I don’t enjoy reading everything else, because I do.

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  • attah said:

    haha rule 1. Don’t even talk to ugly women! i hope your friend follows the rule now.

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  • Karolina said:

    This was a very insightful post. Good work Robby.
    “there’re many fish in the sea, it’s true, but there aren’t too many sexy fish in the sea” <— very true indeed

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  • AB said:

    Hey man, whats poppin?!
    Yo this is the first time I’ve been on your blog/website and this is hilarious… the sexy fishes in the sea saying? I concur

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