Fundamental Rules to the Game
Alright, in order to get this show on the road sort of speak, we have to prepare you to be a soldier that knows not only how to kill, but also how not be killed. It’ll be like sending you out there with an AK-47, but no ammunition. Sure, you can swing the hunk of metal at the enemy, but it won’t do too much damage. So let’s start by getting your mentality straightened out here, why don’t we? There’s a few things that you must recognize. First, half the battle is won with your smooth approach, your aloof sense of character, and your confidence. However, second, and that’s what we’re here to talk about today, is the psychological mind frame you have to prepare even before approaching anyone. That’s the other half of the battle. Now when you combine the two together, there’s no stopping you. Just remember, you can be Batboy and still get action. It’s all in the way you perceive the game, not how the women perceive you. I can even bet that you can name at least five guys that are ugly as shit, broke as a joke, and still get honeys. And you know why? Mentality, baby… mentality.
There’s a Thousand You’s, There’s Only One of Me
This is the golden rule. Never think that any woman on this planet is better than you. You can be dumb as shit, but just remember, they are all simply inferior to you. Imagine they are– Let me restate that. Believe they are inferior to you. Know it in your gut that any woman you see is simply not worth your time. Of course, with that mentality, you think, you can’t get any woman. But you’re wrong. Let me ask you something: Was there a time when you really, really wanted to hook up with a woman and she would reject you every time? You couldn’t understand it. You gave her flowers, you told her you liked her, you even wanted to treat her better than you treat yourself? And in the end she either got a restraining order on you or just told you to go ‘amuse your own self’ (I’m paraphrasing of course). Why was it so? Well, because sometimes good things come to people that don’t want it– Or, better yet, act like they don’t want it. So that’s rule number one. There’s a thousand you’s, there’s only one of me. Always believe that there’s nobody out there like you, and if one woman can’t see that, then there’s a thousand others that will not only see it, but will appreciate it as well.
View them as they truly are: experienced, vile minxes
Sorry if this vulgar depiction of females leads you to feel as if all women are despicable, but let’s face it, we live in a generation where little princesses lose their virginity at age twelve. Now, come on, what happened to the traditional ways of waiting till marriage? Whatever, fuck it, if this is what the world has come to, then be it. We’ll be the ones taking advantage of it. Once those girls turn a good age, they’ll be all over us like feminist spam mails in my mail box. Well, if you play by the ‘right’ rules, that is. This rule goes almost hand in hand with the golden rule. It just elaborates the fact that you should not view them as innocent, cute, ladylike specimens from a higher realm, but as they truly are: experienced, vile minxes.
Don’t even think about ‘it’
Women have been using sex as a weapon against us since the dawn of time. It’s time to acknowledge the fact that they don’t want to have sex and live with it. Yeah, sure, they don’t wanna have sex. They just don’t want to seem like they want to have sex. Women are sneaky, but remember, you gotta out-connive them. Make sure not to give them the impression that you’re only talking to them because you wanna get some action out of it. I’m not saying you shouldn’t flirt. Flirting is key. Just don’t try to advance the flirting to the bedroom before the time feels right. That always leads to disaster in which you come on too strong and end up kissing her door when you walk her home. Try to get the woman to make the first cue. But always be the first to act. Women love to give cues when they’re ready, just make sure to be sober enough to pick up on them.