Hooking Up »

[4 Dec 2008 | 6 Comments | ]

Approaching a woman is probably the hardest thing for a man to do, especially a good looking woman. For some reason, men tend to get nervous around good looking women, as if they were some form of royalty that’ll cut off your nuts if you slip up and say something wrong. It’s funny actually how sometimes men can be more sensitive and self-conscious than women. “What if she doesn’t find my jokes funny? What if she thinks I’m creepy? What if she has a boyfriend? What if…”

Fuck what ifs. You gotta look at this the way it is. You see a woman that looks like she’s worth your time and now it’s time for her interview. That’s it. It’s not you on trial when you’re approaching a woman, it’s her that’s interviewing for you. Now I’m not trying to say that you should act like a prick who has better things to do with his time at that very moment, because let’s face it, wherever you are when you see that fine woman, whether it’s a bar, a club, or a lounge, you’re there to pick up a woman. So now that you’ve filtered through a bunch of uglies and seen one you like, it’s time to move in. Read the rest of this entry »

General Advice »

[4 Dec 2008 | 5 Comments | ]

Sunglasses have become bigger than ever, in my personal opinion, and since they’re on your face others tend to notice them most from any other accessory you’ve got on. This means that these sunglasses you’re wearing better be top-notch and coolest of all. I don’t wanna sound cocky or anything, but I’ve got a face that any pair of glasses look good on, except those thin squinty looking ones. The ones that suit me most though, and the ones I like to wear and own are Aviators. They’ve become a cliché nowadays, but I used to like that shite even before this big Aviator boom. I own four pairs of Aviators and I still think of buying more whenever I walk by a sunglass shop. There’s something about Aviators that just make them so fucking bad, not in a good way, but in the baddest way there is– which pretty much is the best way. Read the rest of this entry »

Miscellaneous »

[2 Dec 2008 | 5 Comments | ]

Paper Boy

Ever since I was 13 I was trying to figure out ways I could make money. At my age it was hard to go out and get a job obviously, because who in their right mind wants a 13 year old worker (well, unless you’re a third world nation or what not). But in Canada there are labour laws that prohibited me from my dream (make money). Labour laws or not, I found a job as a newspaper boy in my area. The first day was exciting, I got a big box delivered to my house and so I started assembling the papers together, putting the flyers in the middle, closing it up, and assembling it neatly in my delivery cart. Well one week and three deliveries later, I realized this job was definitely NOT shite I liked. I decided to do it another week, then I called in to my boss and quit. She told me I needed to work at least a month to get my pay, so in order to get my paycheck I worked off the next 2 weeks and got my first check: $140. I didn’t need to be older than 13 to realize that $140/month, working 3 days a week was shit pay. So I said fuck it and started looking for work that I could do and actually make some real monies. Read the rest of this entry »

Miscellaneous »

[1 Dec 2008 | 14 Comments | ]

Bikes, that’s right, bikes are part of the shite I like list. No, I’m not talking about big fuck-off motorbikes like choppers, low-riders, or cruisers, I’m talking about the old-fashioned two-wheel, a hand bar, and pedals type bikes. I’ve noticed a lot of people in North America have stopped riding bikes as much as they used to or should. In Europe they’re still ridden around because of the size-scales of the cities, but in North America they’re quite underrated. And with gas prices as high as… well, fucking high–it’s best to ride bikes. I’m not gonna go into the history of bikes and all that shite in this post, what I will say though is that bikes aren’t just efficient ’cause they don’t take gas, but they’re fun to ride and it’s healthy for ya. Only problem that arises with owning and riding a bike, however, is this rubbish weather. Living somewhere like Florida or Cali on the other hand would be nice if you’re a bike owner. That’s really the perfect climate for bikers. Read the rest of this entry »

General Advice »

[28 Nov 2008 | 4 Comments | ]

There’s something women love to do, and that’s mess with your mind. For some reason, women can never be happy with what they have and they create problems just to keep busy. It’s a phenomenon that has been astounding men throughout centuries. Why do women bicker over the smallest things? Why does my woman love fighting with me? There’s probably a scientific answer to the question, but today I’m not going to talk science. Instead, I’m going to look at these questions logically and tell you the best ways you can avoid losing your cool. Read the rest of this entry »

Travel Stories »

[27 Nov 2008 | 5 Comments | ]

Bloody hell, I woke up today after a restless night of the worst dreams I’ve had in a long time and first thing I could think of was my trip to Amsterdam. In my first dream I died in a car crash, and the weird thing was that I looked at the car clock right before I slammed into the pillar of a bridge on the opposite side of traffic. The clock read 1:46am. Pretty eerie, gonna have to keep a look out for that time. Anywho, even worse was that I had a second dream about some big Kenyan guy who looked identical to the foreign security guard from ‘I Heart Huckabee’ and he told me that Stockholm, Sweden would be better for an exchange trip to go to than Amsterdam, Holland. So after that dream I came over to me computer and started searching for some pics and vids on Stockholm. Not only that Stockholm’s got the most beautiful females in the world, which is an extraordinarily big plus when you’re coming from Toronto, but their culture and overall city looks fantastic. Read the rest of this entry »

Dating »

[24 Nov 2008 | 6 Comments | ]

I know I said that I’d be posting an article on women only once a week on Fridays, but screw it, it’s my blog and I can do whatever I want. So today there’ll be another post for men here.

  

Alright, I’ll start by saying there’re many fish in the sea, it’s true, but there aren’t too many sexy fish in the sea. So today I wanted to discuss filtering. There’re many men out there who are happy to just get any woman to spend the night with them, but this blog isn’t about getting to sleep with just any woman, only the finest of the bunch. I have a rule for myself about ugly women that I want to share with you, but it would be better if I explained it through a little story that happened to my friend. Read the rest of this entry »