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[23 Nov 2008 | 3 Comments | ]

Shop At BPONG.COM Today!In this post I’m gonna tackle two shites I like with one hit. Firstly, I’ve gotta mention that I like to drink. I’m no alcoholic… by Russian standards, but Canadians have their own standards which I don’t categorize myself under. I’ll drink pretty much any alcoholic beverage out there, but when I’m eating dinner or just relaxing, I’d like to have a few pints. So that’s some first shite I’d like to mention here: brew. Second, is definitely ping-pong. I’ve been playing that shite since forever and until I sold my house and got rid of the table along with it, I haven’t played again until a few weeks ago at a mate’s office. Anywho, how do I fit brew and ping-pong together in this post? Simple: Beer-pong. Read the rest of this entry »

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[21 Nov 2008 | 4 Comments | ]

I don’t think there’s anything that helped form me into the person I am today better than gangster films. I remember my dad telling me to come watch Scarface when I was six. Then after Scarface it was Godfather. Now I’ll be honest, I didn’t understand the complexity behind Godfather until years later, and even still everytime I watch it I learn something new. I think out of all my mates, I enjoy films the most. And when it comes to gangster movies, I watch the same ones tens of times while they’d watch it once, tell me how much they liked it, and forget about it the next day. But not I… No sirry Bob. I start imitating the character’s characteristics. From the way they walk to how smooth they talk. 

 

Now I’d like to mention a few of the greatest gangster flicks  I’ve seen in my lifetime. There’s obviously the greatest gangster flick by the title of Pulp Fiction. There’s no one smoother than that bad matherfucker Jules Winnfield, our man from Inglewood. It was like Sammy L was born for that role. He knows what to say, how to say it, when to say it, and most importantly why to say it. When he opens his mouth people really listen, and if they don’t, well there’s a silver Deagle ready to make them listen.

 

Then there’s The Godfather Trilogy. When people say that the third Godfather movie is garbage, I’d like to spit in their face, because the third one is better than 99% of the real garbage movies out there. Of course it’s not as good as the first two, but I wouldn’t discard it as bad. It just takes a little different approach. Michael Corleone might be the most rational film character out there. Every single decision of his is logical, cold-hearted, and genius. I’ve got to say that I believe every true man out there should strive to be like Don Corleone. Even though his father Vito used to be more outgoing when it came to people that turned on him, Michael is extreme when it comes to betrayal. It actually seems to lead to his downfall that he was too emotionless. Read the rest of this entry »

Step Up Your Game »

[21 Nov 2008 | 12 Comments | ]

 

Alright, in order to get this show on the road sort of speak, we have to prepare you to be a soldier that knows not only how to kill, but also how not be killed. It’ll be like sending you out there with an AK-47, but no ammunition. Sure, you can swing the hunk of metal at the enemy, but it won’t do too much damage. So let’s start by getting your mentality straightened out here, why don’t we? There’s a few things that you must recognize. First, half the battle is won with your smooth approach, your aloof sense of character, and your confidence. However, second, and that’s what we’re here to talk about today, is the psychological mind frame you have to prepare even before approaching anyone. That’s the other half of the battle. Now when you combine the two together, there’s no stopping you. Just remember, you can be Batboy and still get action. It’s all in the way you perceive the game, not how the women perceive you. I can even bet that you can name at least five guys that are ugly as shit, broke as a joke, and still get honeys. And you know why? Mentality, baby… mentality. Read the rest of this entry »

Miscellaneous »

[21 Nov 2008 | 2 Comments | ]

Now I’ve been thinking about writing an article about women as some– well, shite I like, but as I began writing, I saw that there was too much to write about them. So instead of writing a single post, I’ve decided to expand it into a weekly series. And I’m not going to just talk about why I like them, because I’m assuming it’s pretty obvious, but instead I’m gonna write about ways to go about getting women and how to handle problems that may arise once you’ve gotten them. Now this is gonna go in the Shite I Like Most category of course, and I hope you enjoy what I’ve got to say about the set of articles I’ll be pumping out every Friday, as a side thing from my usual schedule, which I will still be posting on various shites I like. Now without further adu, please click here to enjoy my first post about getting women. Click here to continue.

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[19 Nov 2008 | 2 Comments | ]

I always thought of living in hot cities where there’s no snow and you can walk around in wifebeaters and jean shorts all day. Sydney, Miami, Barcellona… any of those places would do just fine. But then as time went by and I actually travelled to Miami, I spent some time there and realized that I actually missed the snow. That’s why in this post I’d like to show some appreciation to the seasons. Winter is approaching and today was the first day some serious snow came down in Toronto. I can’t wait to wake up in the morning and look out my window and see everything covered in white. I really hate when it’s snowing and it’s windy, but when there’s snow and no wind… now those are the days you’ve gotta love winter.

 

Sure, after a while you get bored of winter, and can’t wait for the summer, that’s why I like all four seasons. When it’s hot and humid all year round, well that’s what I hear hell should be like, so I really don’t wanna spend my entire time on earth in murderous heat and then go down to hell where there’s the same type of climate. When I think of Spring and Fall, however, I see them as purely transitional seasons. Read the rest of this entry »

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[17 Nov 2008 | 4 Comments | ]

The kinda shite I like most in this world has got to be food. Good tasting food is probably one of the main reasons I live for. Well food, and a few other things I enjoy taking part in… if you catch my drift, ladies. That last line definitely sounded creepy. But anywho I might talk about that in future posts, because today we’re here to talk about food. I can’t believe I’m writing about this right now, because it’s 4 in the pm and I still haven’t eaten a single thing all day and I’m about to pass out from hunger.

 

There’re all kinds of good foods out there for us humans to enjoy, but the type of food I can eat anytime any day is definitely sushi. There’s never a time where someone will say let’s go for sushi and I’m not down like syndrome ready to feast on some raw fish. I’ve eaten sushi at the most random times, I’ve eaten it for breakfast, and I’ve eaten it at 4 in the morning once. If the fish is fresh, I’ll just say “pass the soya sauce this way.”

 

Nevertheless, you must understand that when my paycheck is cleared at the bank and it’s actually decent sized, I like to treat meself to something that has lobster in it. I’m not talking about Red Lobster, I’m talking about some French restaurant that has some mighty fine and freshly made lobster or at least some lobster pasta. I’ve eaten lobster pasta at some restaurant in Niagara-on-the-lake once and that was probably the best shite I’ve ever eaten in my life. Sure I’m into hooligan shite, but when a man’s gotta eat, a man has gotta eat fine. Being rowdy doesn’t mean you have to be eating Mikkie D’s all day, you can still get dressed up like one of them gangsters in Snatch and enjoy yourself without turning into a mincer. Read the rest of this entry »

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[14 Nov 2008 | 2 Comments | ]

You know what typography is? Probably not. But if you do, good for you. Anywho, I wanted to talk about them today. According to Wikipedia, typography “is the art and techniques of arranging type, type design, and modifying type glyphs. Type glyphs are created and modified using a variety of illustration techniques.” I don’t really like going scientific on you, so I decided to just show you a clip of the best typography I’ve seen so far. Read the rest of this entry »