The Etiquette of Sleeping with a Married Woman
I think it’s finally time to reveal to the world the etiquette of sleeping with a married woman. If you’ve ever been fortunate enough to find yourself a woman who was married, beautiful, elegant, and still willing to sleep with you on the side, then you may not know a few things you need to keep in mind. When starting a relationship with a married woman, you must know that you have to approach the whole thing much differently than how you’d approach starting a relationship with a woman who is single. There are pre-cautions you must take and have the ability to keep a balance between what you can and cannot do in that relationship. If you’re used to a standard relationship where there is no risk and no serious secrecy, then it’s best to keep to what you know and continue on that path, but if you’re into something wilder, then a relationship with a married woman can really spice your life up. The only difference between a man that gets caught and screwed at the end of that relationship and the one who slips out unscathed is how they prepare themselves beforehand.
1. Know Your Priorities and Don’t Promise the Moon
When you’re with her, you must never forget the fact that she has a husband and therefore you shouldn’t try to push on her anything beyond going on dates and sleeping together. It is a mistake to want to get her to jump ship unless you are certain that you are ready and willing to take her husband’s position. And whenever anything of that nature is discussed, you should not even make references to the idea of going beyond sex and a simple good time. You must know your own priorities and what you want to get out of this relationship before even committing sexually. That’s the first basic step in the etiquette of sleeping with a married woman: do not make her think you are planning to give her more than you are willing in terms of a future together.
2. Understand Her Position
Respect the idea that she is married and know that you are not the number one man in her life. This is where men tend to screw up most. They sometimes expect more from the married woman than they should. She also has other priorities in life… like living a married life. You are simply a sideshow for her. Sure, she may treat you like a king when you two are together, but when you are apart, you have no rights over her at all. Anything you say can always backfire by her telling you that you’re only there for one thing. So you must really suppress any form of jealousy that may be evoked by the notion that she goes back to another man every night. Initially, you should know not to invest any emotional attachment, but sometimes that is unavoidable, so the next best thing you can control is your jealousy.
3. Respect the Boundaries
Be smart when it comes to issues with her husband. Try to avoid conversations about their marriage as much as possible. If she ever mentions how badly she may think of her husband, try to change the subject. It’s bad enough you’re sleeping with the man’s wife, but if you were to add trash talk into the mix, that’s just not okay. Also, when she begins talking about her husband, she is bringing her mind back to her “miserable” life, but your only real function in the relationship is to make her forget about her marital complaints. This step goes beyond just talking trash about her husband though. Do not cross the boundaries of what you may or may not say and also what you may or may not do. A man sleeping with another man’s wife cannot, for example, call in the middle of the night when he’s feeling lonely. There shouldn’t be any excuse to why you screwed up and somehow got her husband involved in any way possible, whether it be through calling her and accidently having him pick up the phone when you’re drunk and horny, or when you decide you’re the “better” man and you may feel you need a man-to-man talk with her husband.
4. Be the One to Plan Ahead
Though this one can be applied to any relationship, I think it is crucial in a relationship with a married woman. You must be the one to always plan where you will meet, figure out the right times to call each other, how often you can sleep together, and discover little details about how you must manoeuvre around so her husband doesn’t end up finding anything out. You cannot leave any of these details to chance or even to her, because you cannot trust how reliable she can be when it comes to this issue. But remember, don’t look at all this as a chore, but instead as strategic planning so you don’t get burned at the end. Also, stay smart and be sure to use protection and you’re good to go.
This list of etiquettes of sleeping with a married woman are sure to not get you in any heated situations where you may be confronted with problems that you thought you couldn’t handle. However, the risk element is always there and coincidences do happen, but it’s important that your well-planned and executed steps see as little room for flaw as possible. I have gone beyond simple etiquette here, and described important measures that must be taken and hope that hasn’t discouraged you from having a risky and fun adventure as long as you go into the relationship with a clear mind and enough self-confidence.