The Most Interesting Man in the World
He has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room. His organ donation card, also lists his beard. He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas. When it is raining, it is because he is sad. Even his parents’ advice are insightful. If there were an interesting gland, his would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines. His shirts never wrinkle. He is left-handed. And right-handed.Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there. He once knew a call was a wrong number, even though the person on the other end wouldn’t admit it. You can see his charisma from space. The police often question him, just because they find him interesting. He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me. When he orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body. His blood smells like cologne. On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him. He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders. His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him. His pillow talk is years ahead of it’s time. Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores. If he disagrees with you, it is because you are wrong. He is The Most Interesting Man In The World.
If you don’t know of the most interesting man in the world, you are missing out. He is the lead spokesperson for Dos Equis, a Mexican cerveza (beer) which is as light as Corona but goes down smoother than any beer I’ve ever tasted. The great ad campaign behind the legendary spokesperson is an amazing idea from the marketing sector of the beer and I really enjoy watching each ad that airs on the tube as well as billboards and particularly the YouTube videos where he gives his opinions on various topics that range from simple acts such as Rollerblading to serious topics such as his opinion on life.
Here’s a video of the great man and his opinion on life. Enjoy the video and check out some of the related videos of him. He is truly a Boss in every way you look at it. From the beautiful women in his presence, to the way he dress (not uptight, yet formal), to the confident way he utters each word. He’s the kind of man James Bond would want an autograph from. And remember, he doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does he prefers Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friends. He’s a man every man strives to be and if they don’t then they are not real men. Enjoy the video.
Cheers from Robby G! It’s been just over 6 months since the launch of this blog and I’d like to say that I’ll still be posting, drinking, and spreading the Boss Dating Advice for months– years– and decades to come. Have fun and keep enjoying my blog mates.